A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
I FELT SO BAD FOR HER. BUT IT WAS STILL SO AWESOME.
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
Therapist: What is something that makes you laugh every time you see it?
Me: Period chopsticks.
Therapist: Excuse me?
Me: Five cats
Me: for five deutschmarks
Me: at Arby's.