Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
(via lauren)
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
I FELT SO BAD FOR HER. BUT IT WAS STILL SO AWESOME.
;A;
(Source: memecollection)
Whenever you feel like you can’t accomplish something, just listen to this.
*Just finished watching Apollo 18*
My brother: So what did you think?
My mom: It was okay.
Me: All I know is I am psychologically traumatized and I don't ever want to become an astronaut.
awwwwww :’3