July 2012
styleswhore:
willow smith is 11 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
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basicallyfailing:
It’s almost as if the nations kept Hima somewhere hidden due to him publishing their private life then the second they wander off to the olympics he escapes and returns.
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glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
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my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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ask-earth:
ask-moon:
Oh!You’re finally awake.
Yes! It’s so great to see you!
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ponweiwest:
koopiekoo:
koopiekoo:
read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit
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katara:
did sweden go to old navy for their outfits
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shadow-purple:
asslenko:
mormondad:
obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter
obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder
caw caw motherfucker
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itscandidlycara:
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
confetti?
FUCK THAT
apple pIES
7 BILLION APPLE PIES
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polosforhomos:
inthehangingtree:
neverbirds:
getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
#we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort
is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
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touchfuzzy-getdizzy:
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this alternate London 2012 logo?
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literallymoraniarty:
literallymoraniarty:
imagine if you woke up and your bed was full of noodles
that would be some
creepy pasta
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I went to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510.
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