March 2012
- Me: O'Hare you are!
- Friend: what? oh hey!
- Me: I thneeded to know the notes for tonight.
- Friend: Wait...what?
- Me: I just want to start biggering my knowledge for the test tomorrow.
- Friend: No, I mean...what are you saying? Are you making puns?
- Me: How bad could they POSSIBLY be?
- Friend:
- Me: I just thought this is the PLACE to do them.
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend: Fine, I guess you can make a pun Once-ler more.
- Me: Okay, yeah, I'm done.
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
I hate the homeless
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