We're all mad here

March 2012

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#toeto

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#asdfghjki

• Me: O'Hare you are!
• Friend: what? oh hey!
• Me: I thneeded to know the notes for tonight.
• Friend: Wait...what?
• Me: I just want to start biggering my knowledge for the test tomorrow.
• Friend: No, I mean...what are you saying? Are you making puns?
• Me: How bad could they POSSIBLY be?
• Friend:
• Me: I just thought this is the PLACE to do them.
• Friend:
• Me:
• Friend: Fine, I guess you can make a pun Once-ler more.
• Me: Okay, yeah, I'm done.

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askthetomatogang:

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• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
• *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
• *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
• *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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I hate the homeless

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#alex