We're all mad here

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

8ump:

8ump:

i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

gonnaslapabitch:

but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing

like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best

it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u 

why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

if this post gets 5k notes ill make this picture into a shirt

oh ym god i lied

no im no t gonna do this goodbye

ffuck my life

oh ym gdo here i made it into a shirt i hope youre all happy

rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

sexhaver:

if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

oldrockstars:

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

nosdrinker:

i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here

i’m so so sorry

hajimeaoyama:

i’m so glad you can’t have signatures on tumblr like you can on forums holy shit that would be so fucking annoying can you imagine how many people would put like 50 fucking superwholock gifs in theirs

saint-roku-university:

alltheroads:

beardedbeardstache:

excuse me

Is this where I sign into the fandom?

HA, I see you have a ship!

I have one too!

They’re very non-canon and…

shi-

fuckiinasghjdklk

IM

I cant

#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE

All right, Tumblr. I admit it.

You win this round.

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead